​A member of staff asked me to look after his stuff for a few minutes. His coffee cup made me chuckle. 

​New Ariat boots from America. I’ve been wearing this brand for over 20 years. Shirts, jeans, jacket, they’re fabulous. Thanks Mary Lynn!

​Found this poor chap on the beach today. Been dead a few days, but did the responsible thing, and reported it to the CSIP.

​Hadn’t had these for about 30 years, and they didn’t disappoint. Exactly the same as I remembered. Lush!

​Coming out the other side of a huge cloud of ‘something’ thrown up by a farmer’s tractor in a field alongside this road. I kept windows closed and air flow shut down.

You may resume stroking me immediately.

​A brand new cinema in Bishop Auckland, and a free ticket to The Cycle of Love, thanks to a Facebook advert.